12 Days of Christmas

urine cup in christmas treeOn the first day of Christmas NATSB found for me, a urine analysis collection cup in a Christmas tree!

On the second day of Christmas NATSB found for me, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the third day of Christmas NATSB found for me, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas NATSB found for me, four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas NATSB found for me, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas NATSB found for me, six sex offenders, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas NATSB found for me, seven continents served (yes, we’re global), six sex offenders, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas NATSB found for me, eight attendees signed up for training, seven continents served, six sex offenders, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas NATSB found for me, nine new clients, eight attendees signed up for training, seven continents served, six sex offenders, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas NATSB found for me, ten MORE I-9’s with errors! Nine new clients, eight attendees signed up for training, seven continents served, six sex offenders, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas NATSB found for me, eleven DUI’s, ten MORE I-9’s with errors! Nine new clients, eight attendees signed up for training, seven continents served, six sex offenders, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three I-9 errors, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas NATSB found for me, twelve drug-free workplace seminars in 2014! Eleven DUI’s, ten MORE I-9’s with errors! Nine new clients, eight attendees signed up for training, seven continents served, six sex offenders, FIVE PANEL DRUG SCREENING!!! Four felony charges, three DUI’s, two identity theft cases and a UA cup in a Christmas tree!

 

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